February 2012
To All The Wonderful Boys On The Internet,
Please don’t fall in love with girls on the internet. If you have never so much as verbally communicated with her, you have not fallen for her, you are terrified of shattering your illusions of her. We all put our best face forward for the world to see.
Love,
Just Another Girl On The Internet
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Upper East Side White Boys only like me because they think I’m Kim Kardashian when they’re drunk in the dark. So much sadface.
“Wait 30 minutes or more between every text. Make him want to shit his pants....”
– The 30 Minute Interval Rule
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“Don’t do nice things for guys. For every time you do something nice for...”
– F and his pearls of wisdom, entirely oblivious to what a baby mama really is.
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When I started blogging some three years ago, there had always been one constant that always caught my eye, and at many times, sent me straight down the chute of self-loathing and doubt. It was the awareness that there were people my age, even younger, out conquering the world, in terms of social media speak. And every year, usually before yet another birthday, I would have a “Who am I and...
I wanted to be sexy. Sexy was small, thin, petite. So I stopped eating. Beautiful was long hair, past the shoulders, down the back. So I grew my hair longer. Sexy was more more skin, shorter and tighter clothes. So I wore them short and tight. Beautiful was giving in and giving it up, pleasing and giving it my all. So I pleased and gave in. I didn’t want to be cute or sweet or pretty; I...
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Pulp “Disco 2000”
i said let’s...
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Tomorrow keeps us going today.
May makes today tolerable. Two years from now will get us through today. The future is our coping mechanism. We plan for the future. Tomorrow, two months, two years, two decades, hopefully more. We plan our future together. The roads we’ll walk down, the food we’ll eat, where we’ll kiss, how we’ll kiss, afternoons we’ll take of from jobs we still don’t have to...
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“You have to be 1) funny, and 2) confident that you’re funny. But this only...”
– My Best Friend, Farhan
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John Legend Ft. MSTRKRFT...
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littlejbigworld asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. oxox
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Lana Del Rey “Radio”
their heavy...
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The Rapture “House Of Jealous Lovers”
We are insecure.
We are jealous.
We’ve all experienced it. Once, twice, everyday.
Confidence is sexy. Jealousy will destroy your relationship. What Guys Don’t Like About Girls: Insecurity.
But I’ve been trained to believe that that it’s wrong. For every guy I’ve dated who has asked me “Who is he?” or “Did you tell him you have a...
“Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean...”
– Rachel Hansen, 500 Days Of Summer
Remember when we all quoted and reblogged this? “Fuck yeah, that’s right!”
Because we were in relationships with people who didn’t like the same bizzaro crap as us?
Sociological studies of divorce show that more common interests, more...
To girls who take pictures of themselves and add...
Stop it. Please. I mean it. Stop. How about you change your captions to “I have no makeup on, I am a natural beauty”, “I tried my very best to look good under a severe time constraint, and man do I look good, so I’m taking a picture of it”, “I don’t look like a mess today/I’m not ugly/I’m not fat.”
Look, the truth is, we take pictures...
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My grandmother always told me to believe in Fate. At five, eleven, seventeen and just months shy of being twenty-two, she still reminds me to never forget fate. For the past few years, I look away or nod along, feeling overwhelmed by the guilt; the guilt of lying to her and to myself. I used to be a believer in Fate. If it was meant to be, it was meant to be. One night, more than two years ago, a...
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“For months, Greece has sat at the epicenter of an economic crisis that is...”
– The New York Times: The Way Greeks Live Now
Hey guys, wasn’t Jennifer Hudson’s tribute to Whitney Houston the main piece on the front page of The Washington Post today? Hey guys, remember the European economic crisis? Did you know Athens is going up in flames because they’re...
