March 2012
February, you were the absolute worst of them all.
February 2012
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Pulp “Babies”
alright, oh i want to...
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Every now and then, I get asked what my dreams and ambitions are. Which doesn’t come as a big shock because, hello, here I am, twenty-one, finishing off university, on the verge of being plunged into that dark and dismal abyss we know as Reality. But I have no answers, because everything that I want to do and be isn’t normal, isn’t a doctor or a lawyer or a big-time money maker....
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This is a Contraception PSA. Always consult with...
Me: I'll tell you of every awful sexual encounter I ever have.
Dani: Thank you. I have fifty essays to write and this is what I'm thinking about.
Me: I'll tell you how awful sex is without a condom even though it's really not until you're brainwashed. Midterm tomorrow and this is the wisdom I'm dispensing.
Dani: We're meant to be.
Me: Do everything I wouldn't do, sex protection wise.
Dani: But you have all the fun.
Me: And a $50 bill that no one picks up.
Dani: Why can't we just have a fertility on/off switch?
Me: Because the contraception industry would go bust and we'd be abiding by our Holy Books.
Dani: I'm the result of a Catholic upbringing and one too many episodes of Degrassi.
Me: I am a result of my own parenting of myself.
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north american scum: things i learned in toronto →
northamericanscum:
1) Strippers without c-section scars exist, and Tasnim knows where to find them.
2) Beers can cost the same as gin & tonics, but they might taste like piss and water.
3) Scott can spend over $200 in a matter of hours and pass out cold - wearing man leggings and positioned like a murder…
Only reblogging this ‘cause I’m like, #1.
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“Have you ever made love to a truly great woman? And when you make love to her...”
– Ernest Hemingway, Midnight In Paris
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To All The Wonderful Boys On The Internet,
Please don’t fall in love with girls on the internet. If you have never so much as verbally communicated with her, you have not fallen for her, you are terrified of shattering your illusions of her. We all put our best face forward for the world to see.
Love,
Just Another Girl On The Internet
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Upper East Side White Boys only like me because they think I’m Kim Kardashian when they’re drunk in the dark. So much sadface.
“Wait 30 minutes or more between every text. Make him want to shit his pants....”
– The 30 Minute Interval Rule
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“Don’t do nice things for guys. For every time you do something nice for...”
– F and his pearls of wisdom, entirely oblivious to what a baby mama really is.
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When I started blogging some three years ago, there had always been one constant that always caught my eye, and at many times, sent me straight down the chute of self-loathing and doubt. It was the awareness that there were people my age, even younger, out conquering the world, in terms of social media speak. And every year, usually before yet another birthday, I would have a “Who am I and...
I wanted to be sexy. Sexy was small, thin, petite. So I stopped eating. Beautiful was long hair, past the shoulders, down the back. So I grew my hair longer. Sexy was more more skin, shorter and tighter clothes. So I wore them short and tight. Beautiful was giving in and giving it up, pleasing and giving it my all. So I pleased and gave in. I didn’t want to be cute or sweet or pretty; I...
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Pulp “Disco 2000”
i said let’s...
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Tomorrow keeps us going today.
May makes today tolerable. Two years from now will get us through today. The future is our coping mechanism. We plan for the future. Tomorrow, two months, two years, two decades, hopefully more. We plan our future together. The roads we’ll walk down, the food we’ll eat, where we’ll kiss, how we’ll kiss, afternoons we’ll take of from jobs we still don’t have to...
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“You have to be 1) funny, and 2) confident that you’re funny. But this only...”
– My Best Friend, Farhan
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John Legend Ft. MSTRKRFT...
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littlejbigworld asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. oxox
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Lana Del Rey “Radio”
their heavy...
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The Rapture “House Of Jealous Lovers”